Studying Law

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra and panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: U dirty bastard u have been
screwing your secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back.
Stupid woman..U..have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile
rape case I have been working on. U can now forget about diamond necklace u
were asking for.

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer
walked away with a smile...

Moral: Start studying LAW