Some Funny Writings at Various Public Places

Sign on a railway station in Bihar:

Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

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Seen at beauty parlour in Bombay:

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

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Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative
The more success, The more relatives.

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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

We need your heads to run our business.

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A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never
will be

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Sign in a restaurant:

All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the
manager

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The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Alcohol is a perfect solvent:

It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:

The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.

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There are two kinds of people who don't say much:

Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
married...

And then it was too late!

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.

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