XX Honeymoon

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"



"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the
prisoner in the prison."



And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with
satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."



Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison
him."



After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.



The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the
husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"