X Car talk..
A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend
said to me, that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic
bumper."
Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls
out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a service, that his
motor will cease and his exhaust will fall off." !!!