Beer Drinker..
I was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes
in and stands next to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him, "Do
you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or
Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why a fluck you ask me dat? It coz I Chinee?"
"No, no" I said. "It's 'cos you're drinking my beer, you
slanty-eyed little bastard!"