Fwd: Fw: Pregnant Jewish Girl...

A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she thinks she is
pregnant. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is in
fact pregnant.


Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you....? I want to know....!" Without answering, the
girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a yarmulke steps
out of the car and enters the house.


He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.



"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail
furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a £1,000,000
bank account." "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of
jewellery stores and a £5,000,000 bank account."

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do.
What do you suggest....?



All silent at this point, the mother, placed a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,

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"So, you'll try again."