Oh God

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf. They step up to a par 3.
Jesus is up first. He drives the ball short, into the water trap in
front of the green. So Jesus, being Jesus, walks on the water, chips
the ball onto the green and putts for par.
Moses is next. He drives the ball into the same water trap. So Moses,
being Moses, parts the water, chips the ball onto the green, and putts
for par.
The old man is up. He drives the ball and it's heading for the water
trap. Before the ball lands in the water, a fish jumps out and catches
the ball in its mouth. Before the fish lands back in the water, a bird
swoops down, snags the fish, and begins to fly away. As it's circling
over the green, a bolt of lighting strikes the bird, causing it to
drop the fish onto the green. The ball pops out of the fish's mouth,
and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling
around we're not gonna bring you next time.""