Monday, September 16, 2013

Confession of a hooker

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 20th
wedding anniversary when the wife says,
'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I
made a confession...... Before we were married I was a hooker for
eight years..'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for 20 years and I cannot hold
your past against you.. So may be you could show me a few tricks of
the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit..?'

She said,
'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was Robin
and I played rugby for Ireland.