Olympics in London

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. A Scotsman, an Englishman
and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he
walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he
walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing."