GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No  matter how hard you try, you can't baptize  cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad,  don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your  sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always  catch
the second person.
4)  Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a  tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your  food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting  your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a  cat at the same time.
8)  You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of  milk.
9)  Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white  shorts.
10) The best  place to be when you're sad is Grandma's  lap.