World Cup Soccer Finals.

The woman was having fun with her lover on the drawing room sofa when
she heard her husband`s key in the lock." Hurry," she said to the
man," you`ll have to hide.George has come early from work."

There was no time to run out the back door, so he had to hide inside
the TV console.

The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair and
switched on the TV to watch the World Cup Soccer finals." Darling, "
he called out to his wife." get me a scotch and keep the bottle on the
stool please".

Inside the TV the lover was all squinched up and getting hotter and
hotter.The breathtaking commentary too was getting on his nerves.By
now the husband was a bit high and all focused on the match.Finally
the lover could`nt stand it anymore and he climbed out, marched across
the room and out the front door as the wife watched in horror.

The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked back at
the set again and said," I didn`t see the referee send that guy off
the field, did you ?"