Fwd: Dear Abby

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull
with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter got married he doesn't even pretend to like me, and
even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're running for President of the United States.

Act like one.