Fwd: Laughs

This is a conversation that took place between an office girl and a
marketing guy from a leading multinational company.

Marketing guy: Which soap do you use?
Girl: Hema's

Marketing guy: Which hand wash do you use?
Girl: Hema's

Marketing guy: Which deodorant do you use?
Girl: Hema's

Marketing guy: Which toothpaste do you use?
Girl: Hema's

Marketing guy: Which shampoo do you use?
Girl: Hema's

Marketing guy: Which washing powder do you use?
Girl: Hema's

Marketing guy: Okay, okay, tell me, what is this Hema's? Is it an
international company???
Girl: No, she is my roommate!!


SWOT Analysis

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strengths, Weaknesses,
Opportunities and Threats) Analysis.
He said,


Strength: my wife.


Weakness : my neighbour's wife.


Opportunity : when my neighbour goes out.


Threat : when my neighbour comes back unexpectedly.