Fwd: Humour: My Job Search!

My Job Search!



1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. Just couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack
it, so they gave me the axe.


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.


5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but just didn't have the thyme.


6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.


7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.


8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.


9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.


10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.


11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
but the work was just too draining.


12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job...


13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a
job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..

14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.




SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT



AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!