Fwd: Police Stop at 2am
Ron Chestna, a writer and a poet, was stopped by the police around 2
a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night?
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to listen to a lecture about alcohol abuse
and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking cheap
cigars and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really?
Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."