Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Naughty girls do it with whips and chains
QUOTES FROM ANIMAL ROMANCE NOVELS
- The muscular ram grabbed her by the wooly tuft on the back of her neck and
with a sinful gleam in his eye said,
"You've been a very baa-AA-AA-AA-AA-aad girl."
- He didn't need the love of a female.
He didn't need a male, either, for that matter.
He was a worm.
He had it all.
- His torrid affair with the donkey left him smelling like ass.
- Squeezing his octopus companion tightly with his tentacles, Oliver felt
shame as he prematurely released his ink.
- Polly's new man was like all the others.
He never seemed to ask what she really wanted, choosing instead to
insistently repeat his offer of a cracker.
- "Your bulging green eyes, your powerful jaws
-- I think I'm losing my head over you, darling."
What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Come in five flavours