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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Fwd: WE LOVE CHILDREN

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1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she...

Fwd: Udurawana Jokes.just to keep in touch

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Prince Charles & Udurawana were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Udurawana thinks "how poetic...
Thursday, September 10, 2015

Fwd: Fw: Driving Incident

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This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was awoman in a brand new Mercedes doing 85 with her face up next to h...

Fwd: Fw: What is Politics?

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ...

Fwd: Politically Incorrect - but funny

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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. Afte...
Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Fwd: Wifey/Husband

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Avocados A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6....
Monday, August 17, 2015

Fwd: A FEW INTERESTING AND IRONICAL PARADOXES IN INDIA.....

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Indian moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives. Parents want their children to...
Friday, August 14, 2015

Fwd: Sex quotes

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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz...
Monday, July 27, 2015

Fwd: Confession.

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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ... "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after ...

Fwd: Slips of the tongue ...

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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV and radio 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator – 'This is real...

Fwd: Some oldies for a laugh

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________ ...
Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Fwd: This could be true ...!!!???

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The genesis of bureaucracy! Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and in...
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