"MUMMY, MUMMY" cried JOHNNY, WHEN HE SAW HIS MOTHER IN THE SHOWER.
"WHATS THAT HAIR "? HE SAID, POINTING TO HER PUBES.
MUMMY BLUSHED AND REPLIED
"WELL THATS MY SPONGE"
OH ! I NOW UNDERSTAND SAID JOHNNY,
"BECAUSE I SAW THE MAID WASHING DADDY'S FACE WITH HERS YESTERDAY"