Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back
into the world.
Finally, Jane said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,
he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont ...
Their first night there, she undressed as he did,
there she stood nude, except for a pair of
black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties,
and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom .
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied,
"I Want to offer my deepest condolences.