For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out
the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you
going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last
night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
....................................... with a $280,000 mortgage and
no bike!
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Monday, June 14, 2010
$280,000 Mortgage........too funny!!!!!!!
THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2009