X -The Prisoner concept...

A Newly Wed Couple

 The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't
 know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
 "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
 prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
 the prisoner in the prison.
 And then they made love for the first time.
 Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
 satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems
 to have escaped."
 Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
 After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
 the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives
 him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
 The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recent
 born.
 Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.. She nudges him
 and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
 Limply turning his head, He yells at her,
                          V
                          V
"For God's sake, its not a
 F****** life sentence, OKAY!