HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
Brown.'
The little guy faints and falls to the floor
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always ask s me.....
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
'Turn around'