never have to stop and answer the phone.
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing
exactly alike.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down. --Lily Tomlin.
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep. --W. C. Fields.
Indecision may, or may not, be my problem. --Jimmy Buffett.
Cured ham? No thanks, pal. Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on
my plate?
My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.