places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up
and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about
one foot hi gh and sets him on the c ounter. He reaches back
into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter
as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano
bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a
beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the
bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls
out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub
it.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke
and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one
wish. Just ! one wish - each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a
million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into
the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
pretty soon, the entire bar is fille d with ducks
and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think
your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks,
not a million ducks.'
'Tell me about it!!' says the man,
'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?