the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
'Breast-fed,'she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk. '
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came .'