his way to the bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 175 lb blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No .
. . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'