Men in womens toilets

An old one but good..

> In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>> the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
>>
>> A nurse noticed his predicament.
>>
>> Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
>> any of the
>> buttons on the wall."
>>
>> He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>> had pro mised not to touch.
>>
>> Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one
>> labeled ATR.
>>
>> Who would know if he touched them?
>>
>> He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his
>> bottom.
>>
>> What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
>> like this.
>>
>> Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
>> the warm water, gently drying his underside.
>>
>> When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
>> his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
>> pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
>> loving pleasure.
>>
>> When the powder puff
>> completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he
>> knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>>
>> Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>> nurse was staring down at him.
>>
>> "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
>> ATR button.
>>
>> "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
>> pillow."
>>
>> MEN NEVER LISTEN