Clean Laffs

Fingers.

A guy was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point she said:
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in his mouth and said: "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them and then went back to packing.
He looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at
her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
He said:
"What's wrong, honey?"
She replied:
"What happened to my boogie?
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Tampax.
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax
and proceed to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asks the older boy,
"Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues,
"Do you know what these are used for?
"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you
would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either
one."
What makes us happy is what matters in the end, not what we acquire.
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