XXX - Gotta love this mother.

 

A  gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide  his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in  the kitchen cooking dinner.    He  sat down at the kitchen table,let out a  big sigh,  and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm  gay."    His  mother made no reply or gave any response, and the  guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when  she turned  away from  the pot she was stirring and said  calmly, "You're gay,  doesn't that mean you   have oral sex with other men?"      The  guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's  right."    His  mother went back to  stirring the  pot, then suddenly whirled around and  WHACKED  him  over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about  the taste of my cooking  again!"