The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male private part. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is incarcerated. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007, it will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10" Privilege Tax $25.00
5 - 8" Pole Tax $15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under Capital Gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a Refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
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