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Thursday, August 17, 2006
MY NEW LEXUS RX400H
I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
Watch this! He said Nelson...... The Radio replied Ricky or Willie?.... Willie! He continued, and 'On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said Beatles I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled ASSHOLES!
The Israeli National Anthem began to play, sung by George Bush and Tony Blair, backed up by Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.
DAMN! I love this car!!