On their honeymoon, Susie slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new ex-priest husband had settled down on the couch.
When Susie asked Jim why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."
In tears, Susie remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"
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