- Height of Confusion:Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of Pain:A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.
Height of Honesty:A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Foolishness:A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Revenge:A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.
Height of Noise:Two skeletons making love on a tin roof.
Height of Itch:A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence:A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
Height of Unemployment:Cobwebs in a prostitute's genitals.Height of Laziness:A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition:A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.
Height of Bravery:A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication:Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgustion:While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology:Condom with zip squirt is online now.
Height of Pandemonium:When you, your lover, the alarm clock, and the telephone all go off at once.
Height of Mixed Emotions:Seeing your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your brand new Ferrari.
Height of Laughter:Your husband just left with another woman.Your husband doesn't know that the other woman is a man.
Height of Hysteria:Three blind folded lesbians in a fishmarket.
Height of Sexual Ecstasy:About six inches.
Height of Passion:It depends on how drunk she is before you took her home.
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