Wits
Sally walks up to the service counter of a well-known national U.S.
retail chain store that isn't Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a
refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
the toaster on "special sale".
Suddenly, Sally throws her arms up and starts screaming, "PINCH MY
NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!
In seconds, a crowd begins to form, and the clerk calls the store
manager.
The manager hastily arrives and asks Sally, "Ma'am, what's wrong?"
Sally explains the problem with the toaster, but the manager repeats
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special
sale".
Once again, Sally throws her arms up and starts screaming, "PINCH MY
NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" and the crowd of
onlookers gets even larger.
Shocked, the store manager asks, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff and very loud voice, Sally says, "BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY
NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded
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