Why Golf is better than sex - David Letterman

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....


#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of
beers.
#8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7. Foursomes are encouraged.
#6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5. Three times a day IS possible.
#4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
#2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......
#1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!