Wednesday, January 25, 2012

New Secretary

John: Your secretary is very sexy...!

Tom: Thanks! It's a robot actually,named " Monica "

If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation  & If you squeeze
her left breast, she types letters !

I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions...

Next day.............John called Tom from hospital & shouted:

You bastard ! You didn't tell me that the HOLE ''' between Monica's
legs is a pencil sharpener............!