Puns of the Day...

Two women archeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan
burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.
Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed.
One of the women says,
"We don't seem to be having much luck here, are we?"
The other replies,
"Just keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

A young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook.
Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of
paper out of what was supposed to be a stew.
He unfolded the paper and read,
"Nobly, nobly Cape St. Vincent to the North-west died away."
Waving the soggy scrap, he demanded,
"What the hock is, this?"
"Well," the young wife replied, "the recipe said that if the stew was
too thin I should add Browning!"

When creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal
husbands would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the Earth round.

On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for
their long and happy marriage.
The husband said,
"I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no "I" in the
word 'marriage.'"'
The wife said,
"For my part, I have never corrected my husband's spelling."

He used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a
gunman burst in and demanded all the cash.
As she nervously handed over the money, she noticed the rolls of coins
in the back of the register.
"Do you want the rolls too?" she asked.
"No," said the robber, waving his gun. "Just the money."

A will is a dead giveaway.